8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
EVERYONE BOW DOWN
What do you mean Finding Nemo came out 10 years ago??!!!
Up came out in 2009!?!?!?
I am ooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the fuck toy story did not come out 18 years ago nonononnonoonooo
wow wall-e is an older movie than i thought
wow i am ancient
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
Because the staff is too busy slightly changing the colour of things.
- in a murderously frenzied state
- in a violently raging manner
"You really have to learn not to trust a fox."
Also, look at the capitals.
APB: an acronym meaning All Points Bulletin - a bulletin broadcast to all officers, often with information about a suspect who is to be detained. — Urban Dictionary
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
if you got this for any one you’re guaranteed to get laid that night
There are two rocking chairs sitting on that old wraparound porch that Sam wanted. One’s light yellow, the paint flaking from years of use and weather. The other’s burgundy, more rustic and worn-in. That’s because it’s been sat in every morning for thirty-five years. The…
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
This is so fucking cute
this should be a young adult romance novel right now
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up