laugh-til-ya-fart:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

Hailing satan

Why I use social networks 

sodamnrelatable:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

cyansleuth:

oh my god

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield | on the set ‘The Amazing Spider Man 2’ NYC [May 18,2013]

She’s kind of like the little sister I never wanted.

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

loungezombie:

gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

In primary school when crikey mate barbecue hugh jackman schooner arvo creek billabong kangaroo drop bear bin 

seelgraf:

raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

I’m proud of you Lucas